A Bit About Me

For a (more) formal resume, please click here.

My deets:

copyschneider@gmail.com
847.220.3739
IG: @whateveraschneidercan

I love copywriting. And while it doesn’t love me back (it is s a cold, uncaring partner), it does keep my family sheltered, fed, and—often enough—happy. Maybe someday I’ll write a novel. My real passion is somewhere in between those two extremes, to wit, short fiction. I’ve even won some awards. I’m happy to share upon request.

If you want to talk about any of this, please give me a call. But, like, send an email or a text. It’s the 20s, after all.

If you’ve gotten this far, you’re probably my mom. Or maybe you’re not. Either way, I love you. I also love golf, zoology, comic books, and Shakespeare. And my dog. And dinosaurs.

Also, my wife and two sons.